#GIM Yae Miko : Visits liyue to see Ganyu Ganyu:Lets go to see a friend Yae Miko : Ok They meet cloud retainer* Later* Cloud Retainer: Did you know that Ganyu when she was little fell from a mountain because of how chubby she was? Yae Miko: Hahaha Ganyu: Embarrassed*
#GIM Yelan: Bummed I gave her bow to Ganyu Me: Don't worry Yelan! Here's a Favonius Bow and a Rainbow team to top out your HP! Yelan: oh …. you shouldn't have … you really shouldn't have ….
#GIM Her : He's probably thinking about other women Him : If Guizhong and Zhongli used half of their names to name the Guili Plains, why didn't they use the other half to call a place "Zhongzhong"?
#GIM During Itto's drum-along festival Sara: A festival held by the Arataki Gang? You guys must remain cautious Arataki Gang and Traveller: Playing Raiden Theme Sara: FOR THE GLORY OF THE ALMIGHTY SHOGUN, MAKE IT TRADITIONAL!!!
Owner: Sir, you need to pay for this tea. Zhongli: I am many things, A god, an owner of a Funeral parlor but a wealthy man is not one of them. Traveller: Sighs. we’ll pay for him.
#GIM Imagine if every element wielder can hear the archon of said element
Cryo: I hear the lonely cry of a goddess that abandoned her love to war Hydro: I hear a goddess, doing trial where ones life are burning to ash Geo: I hear a god, that supposed to be dead, but still give good advice of life Electro: I hear a goddess, alone for eternity, who still like sweet Dendro(omg): I hear a new goddess, confused about her job, but have wisdom on her side Pyro: I hear the god of war, doing war, she have some character Anemo: Why am I hearing a drunk person ?
I have met 1 Yelan main so far and they immediately started roleplaying the second they joined my world. My genshin profile is Ayato and it was the weirdest and funniest thing ever, they started doing a shitty Yelan x Ayato scenario and Ayato’s supposedly weak pull out game. Said Yelan main’s character name was “Pee” so that was the cherry on top
#GIM Me having to Skip Ayaka and Itto Banner to Save Primos for Kazuha Me: I'm sorry for skipping you my Dear Favourite 4Stars, but I know, you will come back, one day… The 5Stars/ Ayaka and Itto: Confused but Jealous
#GIM
Me: Gets drum, hoping to map like the event
Also Me 1 second later after using the drum: look how they massacred my boy
#GIM
Yae Miko : Visits liyue to see Ganyu
Ganyu:Lets go to see a friend
Yae Miko : Ok
They meet cloud retainer*
Later*
Cloud Retainer: Did you know that Ganyu when she was little fell from a mountain because of how chubby she was?
Yae Miko: Hahaha
Ganyu: Embarrassed*
#GIM
Me: I got heizou eariler
Other player how? Do you have beta testing
Yeah his name is Rosaria!
The other player 😑
#GIM
im so happy i got an electro vision and my friend got an anemo vision!!!!
#GIM
Heizou: people will pull on your banner.
Kazuha: For only me, right?
Heizou: ….
Kazuha: only me, right??
#GIM
Yelan: Bummed I gave her bow to Ganyu
Me: Don't worry Yelan! Here's a Favonius Bow and a Rainbow team to top out your HP!
Yelan: oh …. you shouldn't have … you really shouldn't have ….
Ganyu is vegetarian, what kind of pizza will she eat?
#GIM
Her : He's probably thinking about other women
Him : If Guizhong and Zhongli used half of their names to name the Guili Plains, why didn't they use the other half to call a place "Zhongzhong"?
0:38 she be rosaria.
3:30 my guess is hydro abyss mage.
#GIM
Me: Yay, I finally got Ayaka 😀
Also me: Wait how tf am I gonna save up for Yoimya when I literally spend every single primogem I get o(･_･= ･_･)o
#GIM
During Itto's drum-along festival
Sara: A festival held by the Arataki Gang? You guys must remain cautious
Arataki Gang and Traveller: Playing Raiden Theme
Sara: FOR THE GLORY OF THE ALMIGHTY SHOGUN, MAKE IT TRADITIONAL!!!
#GIM
U want Genshin updates for new content
Me: I want Genshin updates becuz we are closer to the endgame and finding out Paimon’s true Identity
We are not the same
I'm totally going to fight Signora with the Tsaritsa when she comes out.
ayaka mains: no hanguards? no elegance? no sakura?
Owner: Sir, you need to pay for this tea.
Zhongli: I am many things, A god, an owner of a Funeral parlor but a wealthy man is not one of them.
Traveller: Sighs. we’ll pay for him.
5:03 as a Bae Miko simp…. i see it as absolute win :>
#GIM
Coming to Inazuma as a v1.0 starter be like:
Yurika: You've completed the entry procedures, yes? And now you want to apply for residency? Both of you?
Paimon: Yes, please!
Yurika: Okay. The processing fee will be two million Mora.
Paimon: T—Two million! For a processing fee? Are you serious!?
Me (with 12 million mora on hand and nothing to spend it on): Can I pay to skip the quest?
#GIM
Me, finally finished long text portion of quest: finally, I can save now!
Genshin, crashes: There is another
#GIM
Pausing the quest to change your character to the same one in the quest and standing next to them: “But wait, let me take a selfie!”
#GIM
Imagine if every element wielder can hear the archon of said element
Cryo: I hear the lonely cry of a goddess that abandoned her love to war
Hydro: I hear a goddess, doing trial where ones life are burning to ash
Geo: I hear a god, that supposed to be dead, but still give good advice of life
Electro: I hear a goddess, alone for eternity, who still like sweet
Dendro(omg): I hear a new goddess, confused about her job, but have wisdom on her side
Pyro: I hear the god of war, doing war, she have some character
Anemo: Why am I hearing a drunk person ?
I'm back, not that anyone asked or noticed
#GIM
Itto: Sara, I demand a rematch!!!!!
Sara: No, I'm busy
Also Sara: Hugging her almighty narukami ogosho figurine
3:30 it's Fatui Skirmisher – Cryogunner Legionnaire?
It's not just HER! Her name is Mobius, you lab rat 🐀✨
I have met 1 Yelan main so far and they immediately started roleplaying the second they joined my world. My genshin profile is Ayato and it was the weirdest and funniest thing ever, they started doing a shitty Yelan x Ayato scenario and Ayato’s supposedly weak pull out game. Said Yelan main’s character name was “Pee” so that was the cherry on top
#GIM
Gorou: I fear no man, but that thing… *Yae Miko* it scares me.
#GIM
*Me killing pyro slime with yanfei or klee*
"They say you fight fire with fire"
*Immune*
"But they were wrong.."
#GIM
Me having to Skip Ayaka and Itto Banner to Save Primos for Kazuha
Me: I'm sorry for skipping you my Dear Favourite 4Stars, but I know, you will come back, one day…
The 5Stars/ Ayaka and Itto: Confused but Jealous
#GIM
Sumeru is coming in about 3 months
2nd anniversary is coming in about 3 months
Hoyoverse: No extra rewards sumeru is enough
👍