2:45 no… kokomi was fine at launch. it's just that people believed theorycrafters who don't actually play the fucking game and only think in raw numerical output and still say zhongli is a bad character bcus he doesn't do damage despite majority using him for comfort. nilou is also not "potential locked on release" who the fuck made this shit tier meme?
#GIM Hoyoverse: we're partnering with bed bath and beyond and- Simps: Eula bath water! Eula bath water! Eula bath water! Me: disgusted Also me: I'll take your entire stonks
Tighnari: * choking Cyno after he told a bad joke * This only a fraction of my fury! Do you yield? Cyno: I do not! * proceeds to tell an even worse joke *
#GIM Genshin players: "complains about scorpion having more meat than a boar" Me: Man, they sucks at butchering boars that they can only get the same amount of meat as a f*ckin squirrel.
#GIM Friendly reminder: 3.3 releases the TCG, Nahida, and the next chapter of her story. Which means, you might solve a crisis by playing cards with a child.
#GIM Zhongli: has two story quest acts and the 2nd one unlocks a weekly boss Ei: has two story quest acts and the 2nd one unlocks a weekly boss Venti: ehe~
Scaramouche: I have a terrible life. And you did this to me? Ei: You mean I have a terrible life. My sister is dead and I have no friends. And what do you mean ‘I did this to you’? Scaramouche: Excuse me?! My own mother abandoned me, my sister replaced me and one of my friend betrayed me whilst the other died on me. Ei: I allowed you to roam free. Scaramouche: Then why was I chased out of Tenshukaku? Ei: I don’t want a gay son. Scaramouche: TF MOM YOU’RE DATING YAE MIKO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M GAY?! Ei: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS DATING MIKO?! insert shocked emoji Yae Miko: Hi Ei! Ei: MIKO DID YOU TELL- Yae Miko: Hello Scaramouche, I didn’t expect you to come earlier than me~ Ei: Miko, how does he know that we ar- Yae Miko: Well… flashback Yae Miko bumped into Scaramouche on her way to Yae Publishing House and told him that she is dating his mom. Scaramouche: You guys are what?! Yae Miko: We’re dating. Scaramouche: I’m going to ask her. Scaramouche runs to Tenshukaku, very rudely opened the door, didn’t let his sister speak before shouting for Ei. flashback ends
Yae Miko: I thought it’d be nice for the both of you to have a reunion. You can thank me later. Yae Miko walks away. Ei and Scaramouche: What?!
Both of them chasing after Yae Miko. Yae Miko: Woah! You guys are bonding fast! Scaramouche: Growls GET BACK HERE! IM NOT LEAVING TILL I GET YOUR HEAD! Ei: NOW YOU SHALL PERISH! Yae Miko: IM ALWAYS WATCHING
#GIM
"I don't know what's the whole deal with Dottore and apples, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask"
2:45 no… kokomi was fine at launch. it's just that people believed theorycrafters who don't actually play the fucking game and only think in raw numerical output and still say zhongli is a bad character bcus he doesn't do damage despite majority using him for comfort.
nilou is also not "potential locked on release" who the fuck made this shit tier meme?
Less fat means more meat.
And then there's the bird that gives THREE drumsticks.
#GIM
Vin diesel after playing nilou story: I have only met this woman shortly but if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone here and then myself
#GIM
Hoyoverse: we're partnering with bed bath and beyond and-
Simps: Eula bath water! Eula bath water! Eula bath water!
Me: disgusted
Also me: I'll take your entire stonks
#GIM
Tighnari: * choking Cyno after he told a bad joke *
This only a fraction of my fury! Do you yield?
Cyno: I do not! * proceeds to tell an even worse joke *
#GIM Itto: No one can laugh at me now
Sara: Oh really?
Itto: Mind your business Bird girl!
Hoyoverse should release an official Cyno book of jokes, change my mind
AHEM #GIM
Me: Genshin. It's been 2 anniversaries. You still owe us [ENDGAME]
#GIM
Xinyan's domain and sublime jumping anemograns: the high jump and strong dive.
Xiao: Look What They Need To Mimic A Fraction Of Our Power.
#GIM
Electro users.
Females: Electro waifus club.
Males: Stand Users.
lol
#GIM
Scaramouche: who are you calling, you're girlfriend?
Traveler:… yeah
Scara: who is it, punk?
Traveler:………your mom
Scara: realizes
Ready to get c1 or c2 Nilou today letsss gooo
0:31 Hahahahahahah yes it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
#GIM
Cyno, Nilou and Nahida: releases
Academia: why do I hear boss music?
#GIM
Genshin players: "complains about scorpion having more meat than a boar"
Me: Man, they sucks at butchering boars that they can only get the same amount of meat as a f*ckin squirrel.
3:21
7:42 I think an apple gives you fibre and lets you poop so it’s literally poop
#GIM
Nilou's story quest expectations: So this a day in a life of the Traveler… 2.0
Nilou's story quest in reality: DANCE ATTORNEY
Another reason to watch Edgerunner
#GIM
Ayaka: You took everything from me.
Nilou: I don't even know who you are.
Too bad I didnt get the last constellation for my Xiangling before I got Nilou.
4:57
Hi, I am albedo simp, i am kinda sad
At this point I really want Zhongli to give some of his as* to Kaeya. suffering from no as* for Kaeya.jpg #GIM
#GIM
scaramouch boss : * breathes *
strong people that watched leak : listen here you coward b-
#GIM
Friendly reminder: 3.3 releases the TCG, Nahida, and the next chapter of her story.
Which means, you might solve a crisis by playing cards with a child.
Sound familiar?
4:56 😆😏
#GIM
Scara: BREATHS
Ei: pulls out boba sword
#GIM
Zhongli: has two story quest acts and the 2nd one unlocks a weekly boss
Ei: has two story quest acts and the 2nd one unlocks a weekly boss
Venti: ehe~
#GIM
Scaramouche: I have a terrible life. And you did this to me?
Ei: You mean I have a terrible life. My sister is dead and I have no friends. And what do you mean ‘I did this to you’?
Scaramouche: Excuse me?! My own mother abandoned me, my sister replaced me and one of my friend betrayed me whilst the other died on me.
Ei: I allowed you to roam free.
Scaramouche: Then why was I chased out of Tenshukaku?
Ei: I don’t want a gay son.
Scaramouche: TF MOM YOU’RE DATING YAE MIKO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M GAY?!
Ei: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS DATING MIKO?! insert shocked emoji
Yae Miko: Hi Ei!
Ei: MIKO DID YOU TELL-
Yae Miko: Hello Scaramouche, I didn’t expect you to come earlier than me~
Ei: Miko, how does he know that we ar-
Yae Miko: Well…
flashback
Yae Miko bumped into Scaramouche on her way to Yae Publishing House and told him that she is dating his mom.
Scaramouche: You guys are what?!
Yae Miko: We’re dating.
Scaramouche: I’m going to ask her.
Scaramouche runs to Tenshukaku, very rudely opened the door, didn’t let his sister speak before shouting for Ei.
flashback ends
Yae Miko: I thought it’d be nice for the both of you to have a reunion. You can thank me later.
Yae Miko walks away.
Ei and Scaramouche: What?!
Both of them chasing after Yae Miko.
Yae Miko: Woah! You guys are bonding fast!
Scaramouche: Growls GET BACK HERE! IM NOT LEAVING TILL I GET YOUR HEAD!
Ei: NOW YOU SHALL PERISH!
Yae Miko: IM ALWAYS WATCHING
The Inazuman passing by: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
I will not be wishing for nilou, i will be wishing for albedo
I mean, I love Xiao because of his awesome story, but… Zhongli son 😛
I am to be honest.
Yall are weebs.
Tbh in the first meme the kid is dori I think 🤔
3:21 is freemogems
#GIM
Ayaka:*sees nilou*
Ayaka:who the heck are you
Nilou:sis I'm you but better
Baizhu should be added as a character, because of the snake and stuff.
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE FIRST ONE😭😭
what a fine day to worship scaramouche