I Ranked Every 5 Star Genshin Characters Burst based on how likely I would survive them and the results were… surprising…
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Jonathan..Neuvi's bath water..? 😨👀
HYDRO PUMP, CHONGUSSSSSSSS
Should have added the category, "Would blow off my clothes" Just for Venti 😰😭
Your either dead or your healed
IM THIS EARLY?? HEKSPSPS also keep it up jon ur my favorite 🤧🤧
“My cheeks would be clapped by Zhongli’s meatball”…… hm
THE THUMBNAILLL-
Neuvilletye bath water- welp- I wonder how that goes-
Your using cloud retainer as chongyun as you know he deserves that 5 star spot 😌
neuvillette bath water….care to share?😟
this was so fun to watch and i feel like this could absolutely become a bit of a trend in the genshin community. i hope it does!!!
NEUVILLETTE BATH WATER!?!?!?
That’s mighty SUS of you Jonathon…
Doesn’t Nilou’s water blast also make you explode?
No because daddy's -I mean the Otter Archon Neuvillette's burst is instantly killing you, high pressure and high speed trucks of water hitting from below you and knocking you up in the sky and then the fall too. You are most definitely ded. Also
Neuvillette can hit me like a truck🫦👅
You missed a couple characters
I don't think anyone could survive venti because HE SUMMONS A FRICKIN VORTEX that will sick you
Let me explain 😃
I nearly DIED because some stupid ah decided to give me flowers on Valentine’s Day
I would not survive jeans burst I would have an asthma, attack and die😃👍
Where Barbara?
Nah, your dying to furina ult, her ult boost the dmg of her elemental skill, and making her pets more aggressive.
What a time to be alive?
Furina’s burst is essentially just her turning on some lights and then throwing an aggressive amount of alcohol at you and intoxicating you – hence the “revelry” state
Kazuha and Kokomi both suffering that their ults are buffs, like Kokomi's ult is how i start slapping enemies in half while also healing you, which can cause more damage depending on what's on her. But the moment she casts isn't when you're getting hurt.
Yes chongyun 5 star cyro archon, was worried he didn't make it
Venti def kills you cause those winds guss cut pretty deep plus the vortex in the middle would kill you if the wind doesn´t
Now rank the 4*s
bro its 1 am and im so invested in this video LMAO
Idk. The dendro would probably trigger my allergies and I'd be done for 😔
I loved whenever you leaned back after a definite kill ultimate as if there was a chance 😂
Fun fact: fireworks are technically just decorative bombs. Yoimiya’s is probably what some people expect klee’s to like.
Hutao getting a lot of service today
I mean kazuhas burst does hit 5 times at the very beginning so it can do a bit of damage
0:12: ⚔️ Evaluation of survival chances against Genshin Impact 5-star ultimates based on character abilities.
3:30: 💨 Encounter with a powerful lady leads to a vortex of wind, causing cuts and bruises.
6:43: 💥 Surviving deadly attacks in Genshin Impact with varying chances and strategies.
10:04: 🎆 Survival analysis of various attacks in a game, with humorous Canadian twist and debate on chances of living.
13:10: 💥 Facing a deadly attack in Genshin Impact, the speaker analyzes survival chances against a powerful enemy.
16:30: 🎢 Facing intense challenges in Genshin Impact, risking survival in a thrilling experience.
20:00: 💥 Survival analysis of intense attacks in Genshin Impact with catastrophic consequences.
Timestamps by Tammy AI
Neuvillette bath water? You know id guzzle that shit like its the best thing in the world 💀
Jon: “Now, I didn’t survive that because I’m so strong… even though I AM!”
The thumbnail really resonates with me for real. Just give that vibe of despair
The categories for me:
Absolutely Annihilated
99.99% Death
Might be dead
Clap and Dies
50/50
Could be alive
Definitely alive
Clap and you live
Wriothesley's burst instantly dead, but I would let him tbh.
16:24
you can't possibly survive that
i mean.. no one can deflect the emerald splash
I would let dehya punch me .
ayato does slash you so you would probably die
Ventis burst as a fart …I can’t unsee that thank you.
I love that you were considering dying to frostbite the moment you got hit by Ganyu's ice shards and not the fact that you'd literally get impaled by them.
And isn't Xiao letting his karma run free once he dons his mask? Because if that's the case, I'm pretty sure you'd die to the karma immediately (considering that you don't have a vision). Nevermind the spears.
But I always love such 'what if' scenarios
Barbara Has a burst animation