A day in the life of the Traveler | Genshin Impact Shorts

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The Traveler logs in to the Teyvat and Katheryne assigns her daily commissions. She is then dragged around all over completing every bodies requests, cleaning decks, giving up her items, trying to learn Hilichurlian, helping Xiao reach the top shelf because he’s too short, helping QiQi hide from Hu Tao because she’s trying to bury her… by… burying her? Ningguang seemed unhappy about how the Traveler contributed to the destruction of the Jade Chamber.. guess she regrets her decision. Barbara’s biggest fan wants to know how he can get her to notice him, meanwhile Barbara wants her sister Jean to notice her, but Jean also wants Barbara to notice her and then Amber is still awaiting her buff from MiHoYo. Timmie stops us as we try to leave Mondstadt, tells us to stop scaring the pigeons and to go feed the ducks. We then come across Bennett who claims that the waypoint threw a rock at his head and Eula stops us to help with her Vengeance… Finally we find Klee covered in mud in a hole, trying to find the bombs she buried.

All this stress forces us to leave the game… give me a damn break and sort out your own problems.

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Atelier Lydie Suelle – Overworked Xylophone

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  9. Everyone: Hey traveller-

    Lumine: Will you stop talking… FOR 5 MINUTES!?

    Jean: Fine you don't have to be rude!

    later that day

    Amber: Hey traveller-

    Lumine: chokes Amber SAY TRAVELLER ONE LAST ******* TIME AND YOU'RE SCREWED!

    Amber: chokes PLEASE! chokes I'LL STOP TRAVELLER-

    Lumine: throws Amber off Starsnatch Cliff

    Later that night

    Klee: Hey-

    Lumine: DON'T YOU DARE-

    Klee: Onee Chan!

    Lumine: … much better! What is it Klee?

    Klee: Amber has… sniffs passed on.

    Lumine: What do you mean passed on?

    Klee: She ascended… sniffs To celestia.

    Lumine: What…

    Klee: She's gone… No longer with us… sniffs

    Lumine: Oh snap…

    At midnight

    Jean: Let us stand in silence as Venti buries Amber's body into windrise.

    Klee: plays trumpet

    Kaeya: She was the best outrider…

    Jean: IS there anything you'll remember Trav- Lumine?

    Lumine: shaking nervously Uhhhh…. Uhhhhhhhhh… sweating UHHHH…

    Eula: She killed Amber.

    Jean: WHAT!?

    Eula: The traveller killed Amber.

    Lumine: NO I DIDN'T!!

    Venti: Uhh guys, there's no body in the coffin.

    Jean: NANI!? opens coffin How the hell is there no body!?

    Lumine: If I killed Amber, she'd be dead! In that coffin!

    Eula: SUS

    Venti: Uhhhh guys… the Cathedral…

    Everyone: looks at the Cathedral

    The Cathedral: burning

    ???: rises out of the Cathedral

    Jean: What on earth-

    Shin Dvalin: shrieks and shoots a red atomic beam into the sky

    Lumine: DVALIN!?

    Shin Dvalin: shrieks

    Jean: Amber fused with Dvalin, making a new enemy.

    Venti: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ONLY-

    Eula: That means Amber isn't a human. She's a parasite.

    Kaeya: NO! IT CAN'T BE! opens a book Shin Godzilla's 5th form. Humanoid.

    Lumine: THEN WHAT IS THAT!?

    Kaeya: Shin Godzilla's 6th form. Parasite.

    Jean: THAT'S WHY HER GRANDFATHER'S GANG WAS KILLED! THEY'RE SHIN GODZILA HUMANOIDS!

    Lumine: If Amber evolved into a parasite and infected Dvalin, then what form is after a parasite?

    Kaeya: Shin Godzilla's 7th form. Shin Godzilla Ultima.

    To be continued

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