TENTENTENTENTENTENTENTEN AS I WALK THROUGH ABYSS WITH EULA ON MY TEAM I TAKE A LOOK AT MY BANK AND REALIZE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT CUZ I'VE BEEN SWIPING AND WISHING SO LONG THAT EVEN MIHOYO THINKS MY ACCOUNT IS TRASH BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED XIANGLING SHE PROBABLY DESERVE IT SHE WAS GIVEN FOR FREE ME USING HAND-OUTS UNHEARD OF AND SOMEONE SAID TO WATCH MY MOUTH STOP TALKING OR YOU AND YOIMIYA MIGHT NEVER LEAVE FLOOR 6 I REALLY HATE ABYSS MAN I NEED SOME HELP, AS I FARM XIANGLING I SEE TAHT IM BECOMING STRONG FOOL I'M THE KIND OF CHEF THST PRESSES Q AND EVERYTHING DIES ON MY KNEES IN THE NIGHT SAYING PRAYERS TO THE STOVE GOD BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE LOOK AT THE SITUATION THEY GOT ME FARMIN. I CAN'T LIVE A NORMAL LIFE I WAS RAISED BY KEQING MAINS SO I GOTTA USE NATIONAL TEAMS NOW TOO MUCH THEORY CRAFING WHERE IS FLOOR 13? I'M AN EDUCATED PLAYER WITH ZAJEF IN MY MIND TEN TEN VIDEOS AND ZY0X WHO'S 4'9 IM A XIANGLING MAIN FARMING EMBLEM FOREVER CAN I JOIN YOUR WORLD CO-OP FISHING FOREVER FLOOR 12 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A XIANGLING AWAY IM LIVING LIFE Q OR DIE WHAT CAN I SAY IM FUNNELING PARTICLES TO DO MY PYRONADO BUT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING I NEED MORE TELL ME WHY XIANGLING IS SO OP I CAN VAPORISE WITH NO ICD BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE PYRONADO AFTER BENNETT, BENNETT AFTER RAIDEN, MINUTE AFTER MINUTE, CHAMBER AFTER CHAMBER, EVERYBODY'S RUNNING BUT ALL OF THEM ARE DYING WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN ALL I KNOW THAT XIANGLING'S COOKING THEY SAY I GOTTA LEARN ZY0X GUIDES ALREADY TAUGHT ME WHO'S PMA? WHO'S MAGUU KENKI? I GUESS HES DEAD, I GUESS HE'S BROKE, SO STOP THE SWIPING THATS HOW I MADE MY ACCOUNT REALLY GOOD FOOL BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE ENGULFING LIGHTNING, DRAGONS BANE, RACIST SPEAR, EVEN PROTOTYPE OR THE DISCORD MOD SPEAR TELL ME WHY XIANGLING IS SO OP I CAN VAPORISE WITH NO ICD BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE.. (I wrote this from memory there might be mistakes 😔)
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" she tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" she tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world
Just build Xiangling. She goes with any character and makes them better. Don’t believe me? With Rosaria, Wrio she can do reverse melt. With Yae she can do overloaded. With Arlecchino she does bigger damage. You name it, you put her and she’s best at everything. All hail Xiangling.
What did she even do to deserve this?
guys, i have a feeling he hates xiangling-
Bro now I want Yanfei guide next
TENTENTENTENTENTENTENTEN
AS I WALK THROUGH ABYSS WITH EULA ON MY TEAM I TAKE A LOOK AT MY BANK AND REALIZE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT CUZ I'VE BEEN SWIPING AND WISHING SO LONG THAT EVEN MIHOYO THINKS MY ACCOUNT IS TRASH BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED XIANGLING SHE PROBABLY DESERVE IT SHE WAS GIVEN FOR FREE ME USING HAND-OUTS UNHEARD OF AND SOMEONE SAID TO WATCH MY MOUTH STOP TALKING OR YOU AND YOIMIYA MIGHT NEVER LEAVE FLOOR 6
I REALLY HATE ABYSS MAN I NEED SOME HELP, AS I FARM XIANGLING I SEE TAHT IM BECOMING STRONG FOOL I'M THE KIND OF CHEF THST PRESSES Q AND EVERYTHING DIES ON MY KNEES IN THE NIGHT SAYING PRAYERS TO THE STOVE GOD
BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE
LOOK AT THE SITUATION THEY GOT ME FARMIN. I CAN'T LIVE A NORMAL LIFE I WAS RAISED BY KEQING MAINS SO I GOTTA USE NATIONAL TEAMS NOW
TOO MUCH THEORY CRAFING WHERE IS FLOOR 13? I'M AN EDUCATED PLAYER WITH ZAJEF IN MY MIND TEN TEN VIDEOS AND ZY0X WHO'S 4'9 IM A XIANGLING MAIN FARMING EMBLEM FOREVER CAN I JOIN YOUR WORLD CO-OP FISHING FOREVER FLOOR 12 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A XIANGLING AWAY IM LIVING LIFE Q OR DIE WHAT CAN I SAY
IM FUNNELING PARTICLES TO DO MY PYRONADO BUT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING I NEED MORE
TELL ME WHY XIANGLING IS SO OP I CAN VAPORISE WITH NO ICD
BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE
PYRONADO AFTER BENNETT, BENNETT AFTER RAIDEN, MINUTE AFTER MINUTE, CHAMBER AFTER CHAMBER, EVERYBODY'S RUNNING BUT ALL OF THEM ARE DYING WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN ALL I KNOW THAT XIANGLING'S COOKING THEY SAY I GOTTA LEARN ZY0X GUIDES ALREADY TAUGHT ME WHO'S PMA? WHO'S MAGUU KENKI? I GUESS HES DEAD, I GUESS HE'S BROKE, SO STOP THE SWIPING THATS HOW I MADE MY ACCOUNT REALLY GOOD FOOL
BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE
ENGULFING LIGHTNING, DRAGONS BANE, RACIST SPEAR, EVEN PROTOTYPE OR THE DISCORD MOD SPEAR
TELL ME WHY XIANGLING IS SO OP I CAN VAPORISE WITH NO ICD
BEEN FISHING ALL MY LIFE FOR THE CATCH A XIANGLING PARADISE..
(I wrote this from memory there might be mistakes 😔)
They choose xiangling on purpose ðŸ˜
What did this chef ever do to you
Bro is sad she does more dmg than his main😂
Damn bro is a red panda haver hater
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" she tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Xiangling : HE-
Kiko : SHUT THE FUCK U-
Bro hates Xiangling with a passion-
If you don't like Xiangling, that's fine; no one’s forcing you to.
And here's a simple guide: just leave her at Lv. 1 while working on your other characters.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" she tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs guoba. She says "guoba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world
Finally a man equal to my opinion
Best guide ever 😄
Rule no. 1: DON'T LET THE GIRL EAT
Omg thank you so much kiko my xianling has gotten insanely strong after this guide!
What has xiangling done to you
Thankyou so much bro i hate xiangling too 😂
Just build Xiangling. She goes with any character and makes them better.
Don’t believe me?
With Rosaria, Wrio she can do reverse melt.
With Yae she can do overloaded.
With Arlecchino she does bigger damage.
You name it, you put her and she’s best at everything.
All hail Xiangling.
This is the video a salty triple crown Yoimiya main would post because Xiangling deals more damage… Oh wait. Soon to be triple crown Yoimiya main.**
Xiangling is good! I build mine i dont use her often but she can be a good support