I am terrible at Genshin Impact



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33 thoughts on “I am terrible at Genshin Impact”

  1. It is kind of astonishing how absent-minded a whale player can be about playing the actual game. Like I get that he's paying attention to his chat, that he's in "streamer mode", focused on entertaining the room rather than playing optimally, but we are 12 weeks into Inazuma and the man still hasn't realized the purple water kills you? Nani? Then his first reflex is to pop the Zhongli Invulnerability Barrier not knowing it doesn't do shit against environmental damage? And then when he needs to recover his health and revive two of his units, his first reflex is to chow down a bunch of food rather than teleport to the Statue of the Seven that's literally 50 meters away?

    Then, now conscious of the danger, he makes a second attempt at the quest, continues to insist on swimming in the purple death water, fails to complete the commission again, teleports to the Statue and DOESN'T TAKE 4 SECONDS TO HEAL UP BACK TO FULL. Begs the game to have auto-completed the quest, attempts the challenge a third time and accidentally stumbles on the electrogarana mechanic, finally managing to achieve a task so braindead easy a dog could complete it in its sleep…

    And this man makes 6 figures income. He's on track to become a millionaire. And he's happily married. Let this be a lesson to you kids, anyone can succeed in this world. Anyone.

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  2. It wasn't a triple drown, you still had stamina left. The active character just ran out of HP and died and so on and so forth until you ran out of stamina
    But I was laughing way too hard at this for that to matter xD

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