Genshin Impact Event Weapons in a Nutshell (Let Me Know If I Missed Any) 1 A Golden Bow 2 A Fish 3 Albedo's Sword 4 A Cool RedSword 5 A Polearm with a Bird on it 6 An Umbrella
#GIM Xiao: I am the greatest spear user in the game Cyno: No I am! Someone: Amatures Cyno & Xiao: what was that punk Xiangling: I said amateurs utilizing every single polearm with zero flaws
Wanderer: can you two stop bugging me?! Paimon: alright, but can we have other people to at least look after you? Wanderer: and who you think will be good for that? Traveler: we have Venti, Zhongli and Ei, you can recreate the Archon War with them~ Paimon: wait, that's an overkill you kow?
Four gold artifacts on a single run is rare, but happens if you have double rewards (or use the condensed resin). Any standard run has low chance of giving 2 gold artifacts, meaning double rewards has a higher chance of giving 3, very low chance of 4.
If I had a nickel for every time there was a 5-star male anemo character from Inazuma, who was introduced and had talent materials in another region, had a circle thing with a puffball hanging from the front of their left shoulder, hung their vision on their left shoulder, jumped up with their elemental skill, had their first ascension passive talent allow their elemental skill to absorb other elements, had an elemental burst that cost sixty energy, had a normal attack sequence that has an odd number of attacks but hits an even number of times, requires the drops of a enemy who can use more than two elements for talent ascension, needed the drops of a mechanic enemy that drops cryo ascension crystals, didn't wear the standard anemo colors, has used electro powers, and saved the traveler from an electro-using god, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice.
4:12 ngl I went "I'm gonna call you Faruzan until you are added to my collection" Faruzan appears during my x8th pull "Well, guess you won Madam Faruzan"
Wanderer mains sometimes don't realize that people hate bad people for being bad people, simple as that (take the Otto haters for example. Many recognize him as a well-written character + would not hesitate pulverizing him on sight).
It ain't "intellectual disability" you pretentious dimwits. Also Wanderer mains are hypocritical mostly (i.e. Twitter-esque people)
First one is such a milestone lol
cool
Hola ninos
Genshin Impact Event Weapons in a Nutshell (Let Me Know If I Missed Any)
1 A Golden Bow
2 A Fish
3 Albedo's Sword
4 A Cool RedSword
5 A Polearm with a Bird on it
6 An Umbrella
#GIM
Xiao: I am the greatest spear user in the game
Cyno: No I am!
Someone: Amatures
Cyno & Xiao: what was that punk
Xiangling: I said amateurs utilizing every single polearm with zero flaws
POV: you think that you're the only one who named wanderer 'scara'
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#GIM
#GIM
Wanderer: can you two stop bugging me?!
Paimon: alright, but can we have other people to at least look after you?
Wanderer: and who you think will be good for that?
Traveler: we have Venti, Zhongli and Ei, you can recreate the Archon War with them~
Paimon: wait, that's an overkill you kow?
5:11 I pray that this is real
#GIM
Wanderer : does his burst
Me to ei : he's your son, so you can also do that right?
5:14 Is it true or PS?
0:50 Dude that happened to me twice in a row a few days ago in crimson witch domain I have screenshots
Four gold artifacts on a single run is rare, but happens if you have double rewards (or use the condensed resin). Any standard run has low chance of giving 2 gold artifacts, meaning double rewards has a higher chance of giving 3, very low chance of 4.
#GIM
Me losing 50/50 to tighnari : building him out of spite 😡😡
Also me : ended up putting him on my team because i enjoy it 😄😄
#GIM
Signora Boss
Beiduo: To ashes
Also Beidou: and i take that personally
#GIM
If I had a nickel for every time there was a 5-star male anemo character from Inazuma, who was introduced and had talent materials in another region, had a circle thing with a puffball hanging from the front of their left shoulder, hung their vision on their left shoulder, jumped up with their elemental skill, had their first ascension passive talent allow their elemental skill to absorb other elements, had an elemental burst that cost sixty energy, had a normal attack sequence that has an odd number of attacks but hits an even number of times, requires the drops of a enemy who can use more than two elements for talent ascension, needed the drops of a mechanic enemy that drops cryo ascension crystals, didn't wear the standard anemo colors, has used electro powers, and saved the traveler from an electro-using god, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice.
What's AyaMiya deck?
Me trying to pick Ayaka, Kazuha or Gorou during the Akitsu Kimodameshi event: stares at the buttons
Me who is actually a huge fan of all of them: sweating intensifies
7:36
Bennett egg all the way. I can make fried eggs in the thousands
#GIM
Everyone: Obsessing over Genius Invocation TCG
Me: Secretly enjoying the brick breaker game event way more
1:33 HEY I MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO
#GIM
You are wishing for Faruzan to boost your Anemo DPS. I am wishing for Faruzan to farm Fowl. We are not the same.
6:25 She wanted them to touch grass for the rest of their lives
0:11 Maybe your best friends is our fellow friends as well 😎
5:13
STOP IS THIS REAL???
2:25 they are calling people who didn't sympathised with him psychos, his fans are the worst
#GIM
Virgin Ayaka melt/ Ayaka freeze deck players vs Chad "Play any deck you want as long you're having fun" players
4:12 ngl I went "I'm gonna call you Faruzan until you are added to my collection"
Faruzan appears during my x8th pull
"Well, guess you won Madam Faruzan"
#GIM
Ei: Who are you?
Itto: You took my vision away!
Ei: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Imma be honest, I didn't subscribe for the memes
Wanderer mains sometimes don't realize that people hate bad people for being bad people, simple as that (take the Otto haters for example. Many recognize him as a well-written character + would not hesitate pulverizing him on sight).
It ain't "intellectual disability" you pretentious dimwits. Also Wanderer mains are hypocritical mostly (i.e. Twitter-esque people)
Moment when you get C4 Scara and you don’t even have Faurozon yet:
Bennet: quivers fearfully in a corner as I add him to YET another one of my teams